In Tina Fey’s masterpiece 30 Rock, the innocent country boy Kenneth
is introduced to cable TV and has just one thing to ask: “Is SpongeBob
SquarePants supposed to be terrifying?” His boss, played by Alec
Baldwin, whispers: “You’re darn right he is.” This is the new SpongeBob
film (a sequel to the first in 2004), and there has been no advance,
evolutionary development or creative progress since then. It’s just
bizarre and surreal. This last term is one often inaccurately applied,
but SpongeBob really does deserve it.
The film tells the story of a bearded pirate, played by Antonio
Banderas, who steals a magical book, which tells a story that unfolds on
screen: that of Bikini Bottom, an undersea world where SpongeBob, an
employee of the popular Krusty Krab fast-food joint, guards the secret
recipe for its delicious burgers. A rival called Plankton, owner of the
grisly restaurant the Chum Bucket, wants to steal the recipe, a scroll
kept in a bottle, but it vanishes in some weird hole in the space-time
continuum; a catastrophe seemingly triggered by the pirate’s
unauthorised reading of the magic book. Can’t the owners just remember
the recipe? Who knows? Almost every line is a zinger, which can be
appreciated in a state of total sobriety: it’s a non-stoner stoner film –
and very funny.
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